Top 5 handy driving tips

Whilst driving in Calgary, or anywhere else where humans use automobiles, try to keep these simple tips in mind.

1. Slow the fuck down.
2. Use your bloody turn signals.
3. Let a brother in.
   
4. Stop tailgating.
   
5. Pick a lane and stay there cowboy.

These are day one drivers ED lessons that somehow most people seem to forget apply to them. </rant>