This covers all of the familiar trends:
- Star Wars related
- clean cut white people rapping about being bad-asses
- Funny as all get out
"How did sex-for-drugs prison arrest turn deadly?"
The absence of a famous or semi-famous person makes the story a little less than full feeding frenzy, but the quality of the headline stands.
It doesn't give too much away and it draws the reader in. Huzza for crooked prison guards in Florida and the lucky copywriters at CNN!