Saturday, September 11, 2010

Twitter: Best of the week

Since forwarding tweets to my livejournal is now unavailable and unpopular, I thought I would try something different. I will post a collection of my "best-of" tweets from the past week here on Slashboing. I will choose only the timeless bon-mots of my own crafting, for your reading pleasure.

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  • Drugstores should be shaped like the human body, with the product located at the corresponding region.
  • I like shopping from other people's carts. However no one wants to hear that I'm only breaking the mores and not the morals of our culture.
  • Idea: Plexiglas shield with your watermark etched in it. When people take pictures of you, the image will be pre-branded.
  • Sneer: The thing you see on a person's face when you mispronounce words like molybdenum, Alsatian, or mulligatawny.
  • A local store has upgraded me to "double VIP" status. Should I hold out for triple?
  • Science fiction writers need to look up "regulated power supply". Giving electronics "more power' doesn't make it go faster/better. duh.
  • First person shooters have plots? That's so cute.
  • The funniest things a fat person can do is dance, fart and fall down. I'm looking at you Farley, Mike & Molly, Jiminy Glick, Fat Bastard
  • Funny Fat dancing is a nice break from all the accusations of crushing people and committing cannibalism.
  • TV Show Idea: Lawn Order: Landscape division. CHUNK CHUNK.
  • Used fictional Kiefer in 24 to promote torture debate. Should have used Kiefer's grandfather Tommy Douglas during health care debate.

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