Here are some Wednesday One-liners to help you get through the week.
"I like clothing to make a statement. These say 'I'm not naked' "
"If you can't masturbate to the Food Network, you haven't been unemployed long enough."
"Some people get confused about the posted speed limit. They don't realize that it is measured relative to the ground, not from he car behind them. "
"Science Fiction conventions are like sausages, those who enjoy them should not watch them being assembled."