Dear Hand Dryer Manufacturers of the world,
I have used your product for my entire life. When I was young I thought they were the greatest thing in the world, or at least the world of public bathrooms. However, as I grew up I realized how crappy most models you make are. They may save on power, but hands are best dried by paper towels.
If you continue to provide this sub-standard product to the marketplace, I suggest an additional instruction be added to the text and pictograph plaque. After "rub hands under vent" the next step is clearly "wipe hands on pants."